We had an overwhelming response for possible taglines in our tagline contest. 12apostrophes got all teared up. Really. Here are the winners, currently in tagline rotation:
the Flying Hamster of Doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city
signs of the apocalypse
the most overused and underappreciated punctuation mark in the English language
has nothing to do with your father
like a mixture of sugar and clarified butter in your mouth
from your keyboard straight to god’s ears
11 infinitives splitting, 10 commas splicing, 9 future tenses, 8 passive periods, 7 subjunctive subjects . . . and a semicolon solving . . .