11 Responses to Caption Contest # 10

  1. karah says:

    “You can burn my books after you pry them out of my cold, dead hands.”

    “Reports of Alexandre Dumas’ Death Slightly Exaggerated”

    “I’LL show YOU how to properly split an infinitive!” [ha ha ha]

    “I am your father, Michel!”

  2. Kris says:

    Karah, you took all the good ones all at once! Split an infinitive. I love it!

    OK, here’s my entry:

    “The pen is mightier than the what now?”

  3. adam says:

    Inspirational posters for gradeschool classrooms:

    1) “Take a stab at reading!”

    2) “Knowing is ONLY half the battle…”

    3) “Open your mind!”

  4. Aaron says:

    “Swords. They’ll F&*$ing cut you wide open!”

    10 points for those who get the reference.

  5. Anirban says:

    “Fabulous secret powers will be revealed to me the day I … remember the name of that bloody castle!!”

  6. Jayashree says:

    1. They take [the sword], they return it, they take it again… this place is becoming everyone’s private storeroom!
    –Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    2. My syllabus clearly states what would happen if you used choppy sentences…

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