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“You can burn my books after you pry them out of my cold, dead hands.”
“Reports of Alexandre Dumas’ Death Slightly Exaggerated”
“I’LL show YOU how to properly split an infinitive!” [ha ha ha]
“I am your father, Michel!”
Karah, you took all the good ones all at once! Split an infinitive. I love it!
OK, here’s my entry:
“The pen is mightier than the what now?”
“Who’s laughing at ‘Conan the Librarian’ now, huh?”
Inspirational posters for gradeschool classrooms:
1) “Take a stab at reading!”
2) “Knowing is ONLY half the battle…”
3) “Open your mind!”
I get a LOT of mail…
“Swords. They’ll F&*$ing cut you wide open!”
10 points for those who get the reference.
Silly men holding swords is no basis for a system of government.
“Fabulous secret powers will be revealed to me the day I … remember the name of that bloody castle!!”
1. They take [the sword], they return it, they take it again… this place is becoming everyone’s private storeroom! –Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
2. My syllabus clearly states what would happen if you used choppy sentences…
I could stand to lose a few
Having a sword like this is both good and bad.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
“You can burn my books after you pry them out of my cold, dead hands.”
“Reports of Alexandre Dumas’ Death Slightly Exaggerated”
“I’LL show YOU how to properly split an infinitive!” [ha ha ha]
“I am your father, Michel!”
February 28th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Karah, you took all the good ones all at once! Split an infinitive. I love it!
OK, here’s my entry:
“The pen is mightier than the what now?”
February 29th, 2008 at 3:59 am
“Who’s laughing at ‘Conan the Librarian’ now, huh?”
February 29th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Inspirational posters for gradeschool classrooms:
1) “Take a stab at reading!”
2) “Knowing is ONLY half the battle…”
3) “Open your mind!”
February 29th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I get a LOT of mail…
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
“Swords. They’ll F&*$ing cut you wide open!”
10 points for those who get the reference.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Silly men holding swords is no basis for a system of government.
March 4th, 2008 at 1:31 am
“Fabulous secret powers will be revealed to me the day I … remember the name of that bloody castle!!”
March 7th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
1. They take [the sword], they return it, they take it again… this place is becoming everyone’s private storeroom!
–Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
2. My syllabus clearly states what would happen if you used choppy sentences…
March 28th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I could stand to lose a few
March 28th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Having a sword like this is both good and bad.