Caption Contest #7 – Hamster Redux
August 24th, 2007 by Kris

Since the Flying Hamster of Doom made it into the tagline rotation, we have to bring him (or her) back.
Come up with a caption for this picture.
Artwork, and live hamster model, courtesy of Kirsten.
August 24th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I thought that was the caption, “Flying Hamster of Doom”!
Flying Hamster of Doom beats a Zombie Hamster anyday. Doesn’t it?
“So soft… so fuzzy… so …dead.” Gross!
August 24th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I am terrified of the zombie hamsters and they will haunt my dreams but, yeah, a zombie hamster wouldn’t stand a chance against the Flying Hamster of Doom.
Caption entry:
I know why the caged hamster sings.
August 24th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
What a hamster will soon look like after a tragic visit with a vacuum cleaner.
August 27th, 2007 at 6:27 am
Who needs a ball when you have wings of marzipan?
September 1st, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I’m sorry — this hamster is too cute to be the flying anything of doom. It needs bat wings. And fangs.
September 11th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Cupid for small furry critters.
As a photographer, I couldn’t ask for a better model. Magnolia(hamster sans wings) was the sweetest, calmest little hammie I’ve ever seen. She would let you hold and pet her for up to 20 minutes at a time. She would let me pose her and hold still for the pic. We had many “photo shoots” but don’t worry, she got paid well. All the yogurt treats and sunflower seeds she could stuff into her little cheek pouches.