Some of you might actually remember me like this, so this could be hard, but you should try it regardless.

Here, I’ll start:

What was my hair’s zipcode in 1999?

Post a caption for the above picture.

This guy got trapped in his own e-mail, and then sent himself to my computer. Dumbass!

I got this e-mail and I read it like it was a normal e-mail, and not the deranged musings of a crazy person, until I got to the bottom and the sender literally jumped off the page at me.

But, I think it could make a good 3rd annual caption contest. Like the New Yorker’s cartoon caption thingy, but less prestigious.

So . . . post a comment with a funny caption for this picture.

Come up with a caption for this pic I took in Denver.

Come up with a caption for this picture I took while driving around Minneapolis: