I can’t make this stuff up.
Cindy Jacobs, a self-proclaimed “prophet who travels the world ministering not only to crowds of people, but to heads of nations,” made October 29th “National Pray for Your 401(k) Day.”
Cindy is calling for a Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies on Wednesday, October 29, 2008. They are calling for prayer for the stock markets, banks, and financial http://12apostrophes.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/greenspan.jpginstitutions of the world on the date the stock market crashed in 1929. They are meeting at the New York Stock Exchange, the Federal Reserve Bank, and its 12 principal branches around the US that day.
“We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the ‘Lion’s Market,’ or God’s control over the economic systems,” she said. “While we do not have the full revelation of all this will entail, we do know that without intercession, economies will crumble.”
So, let me get this straight. What you’re saying is, let’s gather around a bronze statue of a bull and pray [to it] for money? Um, wasn’t that addressed in the Second Commandment? And the Old Testament?
No worries, Cindy didn’t just come up with this on her own:
[T]he Lord spoke to her, “Cindy, the strongman over America doesn’t live in Washington, DC – the strongman lives in New York City! Call My people to pray for the economy.”
The Lord also revealed the true cause of the 1929 crash:
The Lord further said, “October 29 was Black Tuesday, the day the stock market crashed, and Satan wants to do it again.”
That dastardly Beezlebub is planning to strike down the economy again! Hey, does he happen to look like Alan Greenspan?
(Thanks, sis, for finding this article!)