Comments on: Injuries Sustained Whilst Moving from Minneapolis to Oak Park, IL http://12apostrophes.net/injuries-sustained-whilst-moving-from-minneapolis-to-oak-park-il/ Digressions in Discourse Sat, 09 Oct 2010 12:44:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Jayashree http://12apostrophes.net/injuries-sustained-whilst-moving-from-minneapolis-to-oak-park-il/comment-page-1/#comment-1851 Jayashree Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:48:29 +0000 http://12apostrophes.net/?p=631#comment-1851 clawed nipple AND bruised chest muscles AND splinter gash might lead to quite a few other assumptions, old chap. But a good way to distract people from your anti-environment and parking faux pas. clawed nipple AND bruised chest muscles AND splinter gash might lead to quite a few other assumptions, old chap. But a good way to distract people from your anti-environment and parking faux pas.

]]> By: ian http://12apostrophes.net/injuries-sustained-whilst-moving-from-minneapolis-to-oak-park-il/comment-page-1/#comment-1849 ian Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:43:09 +0000 http://12apostrophes.net/?p=631#comment-1849 When I got an MRI they told me to take out any metal piercings I had. I said "okay, done" because I don't have any. Then the nurse said "that would include any genital piercings or metal adornments." I chuckled nervously for a second and then made eye-contact and realized that she was not kidding. She thought there was some chance that I had metal affixed to, through, or around my genitals! I mumbled a curt "got it, we're okay" and laid down. She lifted her eyebrows a millimeter, THEN SHE SHRUGGED! Why did she shrug? WHAT? What do I look like? Why the the shrug? What the hell is going on here? I still haven't really gotten over that. When I got an MRI they told me to take out any metal piercings I had. I said “okay, done” because I don’t have any. Then the nurse said “that would include any genital piercings or metal adornments.” I chuckled nervously for a second and then made eye-contact and realized that she was not kidding. She thought there was some chance that I had metal affixed to, through, or around my genitals! I mumbled a curt “got it, we’re okay” and laid down. She lifted her eyebrows a millimeter, THEN SHE SHRUGGED! Why did she shrug? WHAT? What do I look like? Why the the shrug? What the hell is going on here?

I still haven’t really gotten over that.

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