Netflix Failure #3: Have No Fear: The Life of Pope John Paul II (2005)
Because just because he’s dead doesn’t mean he deserves a movie. And just because he got a movie anyway doesn’t mean it’s good. As the steadily balding and steadfastly boring cinematic pope, Thomas Kretschmann treads water for a while until a tidal wave of the usual biopic suspects (temporal fragmentation, indifference to characterization or theme, dialogue bound for Barlett’s Familiar Quotations) drags him under.