Team America: World Police (2004)
Here’s the pitch: “A bad action movie—with puppets!” Here’s the result: a bad action movie with puppets. Team America, ostensibly a superhero supergroup, destroys a plethora of UNESCO World Heritage sites in order to save them. This irritates the Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.), the members of which, led by Alec Baldwin, organize world leaders against Team America and for peace. But this plays right into the hands of Kim Jong Il, who plots to destroy the world while its dignitaries are enjoying a stage show starring the likes of Janeane Garofalo and Sean Penn. (Which raises the question, “When’s . . .