The other night at the bar, two of our friends tried to tell Pulao and me about a practical joke called “doortricking”.
“Have you ever heard of doortricking?”
“No,” we said.
“Well,” our friends continued somewhat sheepishly, “When someone goes into the bathroom, you strip naked and do a handstand right outside the door, so when they open the bathroom door, well . . . they’re surprised.”
Of course it turns out that “doortricking” can only be confirmed to have been done twice in the history of the world . . . both times by the same guy that they . . .