Caption Contest # 10

11 Responses to Caption Contest # 10

1. karah says:

   February 28, 2008 at 12:35 pm

   “You can burn my books after you pry them out of my cold, dead hands.”

   “Reports of Alexandre Dumas’ Death Slightly Exaggerated”

   “I’LL show YOU how to properly split an infinitive!” [ha ha ha]

   “I am your father, Michel!”

2. Kris says:

   February 28, 2008 at 5:55 pm

   Karah, you took all the good ones all at once! Split an infinitive. I love it!

   OK, here’s my entry:

   “The pen is mightier than the what now?”

3. Anirban says:

   February 29, 2008 at 3:59 am

   “Who’s laughing at ‘Conan the Librarian’ now, huh?”

4. adam says:

   February 29, 2008 at 9:21 am

   Inspirational posters for gradeschool classrooms:

   1) “Take a stab at reading!”

   2) “Knowing is ONLY half the battle…”

   3) “Open your mind!”

5. Aakaash says:

   February 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm

   I get a LOT of mail…

6. Aaron says:

   March 2, 2008 at 3:36 pm

   “Swords. They’ll F&*$ing cut you wide open!”

   10 points for those who get the reference.

7. molly says:

   March 3, 2008 at 11:58 pm

   Silly men holding swords is no basis for a system of government.

8. Anirban says:

   March 4, 2008 at 1:31 am

   “Fabulous secret powers will be revealed to me the day I … remember the name of that bloody castle!!”

9. Jayashree says:

   March 7, 2008 at 9:55 pm

   1. They take [the sword], they return it, they take it again… this place is becoming everyone’s private storeroom!
   –Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

   2. My syllabus clearly states what would happen if you used choppy sentences…

10. drgravitee says:

    March 28, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    I could stand to lose a few

11. drgravitee says:

    March 28, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Having a sword like this is both good and bad.