I love giving quizzes in my writing/literature classes. I find that the less time people have to think, the funnier their writing tends to be. Snippets:
I am very obstinate. And I don’t always like to change my opinion…
As opposed to the more common breed of obstinacy that is dying to change.
The color in this ad is very vibrant and alive. It makes the reader feel calm and serene.
The only explanation I have is that the colors at first energize you so much that you feel alive, but the effort that goes into being alive exhausts you and eventually calms you down.
We cannot censor speech until we censor the words that come out of our mouths.
I hate writing. I would much rather use words.
It’s true! Writing without words has always been puzzlingly difficult for me as well.
Chinua Achebe wrote Things Fall Apart to show Africa had a rational past. African was not a wild ferret.
I have to say, I was stumped by this one. Africa, latest studies have shown, is in fact NOT a wild ferret, and might never have been.
Verbal responses can be equally funny—sometimes more so since students process their thoughts even less. For instance, once this student raised her hand after I’d given about a 15 minute lecture on history and relevance of the Berlin Wall. Her question was, “So is the Berlin Wall the same thing as the Great Wall of China?”
Days like that, I’m proud to be a teacher.