Birth Announcement

Matt is proud to announce the birth of 1999 Chevrolet Prizm.  Prizm has his father’s headlights and power locks, his father’s automatic transmission, parking brake, glove compartment, and rear-window defroster, and also his father’s air conditioning and AM/FM stereo.  A mutant gene resulted in power windows and a CD player.  The mother declined to identify herself or her contributions, but may have had something to do with Prizm’s 62,000-mile odometer reading.

After a month’s hard labor on Matt’s part, the birth attendants decided to extract Prizm surgically through the checking account.  Fortunately, there were no complications, except for a continued checking-account discharge expected to last up to two years.

One Response to Birth Announcement

  1. Kris says:


    Eww. Checking account discharge. You should clean that up.

    Cars are different because you trade your old baby in for a new child. Or else send the old one to the scrap heap. Which is rarely done with real babies.

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