Caption Contest #9 – Holiday Edition

As always, come up with a caption for this picture.
Happy holidays!
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As always, come up with a caption for this picture.
Happy holidays!


Since the Flying Hamster of Doom made it into the tagline rotation, we have to bring him (or her) back.
Come up with a caption for this picture.
Artwork, and live hamster model, courtesy of Kirsten.

Given Anirban’s prompting, I’ve decided to decide on and announce the winners of the caption contest winners so far. If you feel that you have a caption that can beat the rest, comment!
Contest #1

Winner: “Minnesota farmers continue to deny the use of bovine growth hormones.” (Kris)
Contest #2

Winner: “Davy Crocket’s recurring nightmare.” (Steven Koski)
Contest #3

Winner: “Can you forward me that?” (dbay – though . . .