I’m not going to actually TASTE this stuff, but you need to know
about wine made out of — tent caterpillars. A guy in Northland, MN, makes it, and it actually tastes pretty decent, reviewers said. An excerpt from http://www.walterreeves.com/insects_animals/article.phtml?cat=21&id=469:
In a blind taste test — the reviewers were not informed what ingredients went into it before the tasting —
four local wine connoisseurs invited to taste the wine described it as dry, pale and crisp. They compared it to a pinot grigio or white bordeaux.
The comparison came before they were told exactly what went into the wine. Afterward, they joked that it was the best insect wine they’ve ever tasted. It’s . . .